MARCH-SEPTET

DANILO:
O the women....

MEN:
O those women!

DAN:
What the hell are-

MEN:
- they about?

DAN:
Cos, you really can't live with 'em,

 
and you sure can't live without!

ZETA:
How do women...?

MEN:
How do women...?

ZETA:
Do the right thing?

MEN:
Honor bound!

DAN / ZETA:
Though there have been certain theories,

ALL:
...the secret has not been found.

DAN:
With some you have to stroke and pat 'em,

ALL:
So and so and so and so...

ZETA:
With others, just throw money at 'em.

ALL:
So and so and so and so...

ST. B:
To even breathe you must consult her.

ALL:
So and so and so and so...

CAS:
A careless word and you insult her.

ALL:
"You're a so and so and so!"

DAN:
You take a bath to get things rolling...

ALL:
Soap and soap and soap and soap....

ZETA:
You have to shave and cancel bowling.

ALL:
So and so and....

CAS:
Put on a tie and take her dancing...

ALL:
So and so and....

DAN / ZETA / ST B / CAS:
And just when things begin advancing....


ALL:
"No and no and no and no!"

DAN/ZETA:
Yes the study of women is tough!

MEN:
(spoken) Women, women, etc.

DAN / ZETA:
Act sincere and she's calling your bluff.

 
It takes money and blood, sweat and pearls

 
to get girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

 
Being dumb doesn't mean she’s a blonde.

 
She’s a banshee, a witch from beyond.

 
Be you redhead or blue,

 
whether bleached whether true,

 
in the end we are stuck with you!

MEN:
Women, women, women, etc.

ALL:
Satisfying a woman is tough.

 
It's too much or it's never enough!

 
Whatever nice things you say to get along’

 
you’ll be wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

 
She will say she has nothing to wear.

 
She will ask what you think of her hair.

 
It's a trap, so beware!

 
Don't be frank or sincere!

 
Only say what she wants to hear!

MEN:
Women, women, etc.

DAN / ZETA:
Ev'ry woman is trouble no doubt.

 
Can't live with 'em and can't live without.

 
With their dimples of steel and their curls.

 
Those are girls,

ALL:
girls, girls, girls, girls!

 
Being dumb doesn't mean she's a blonde.

 
She's a banshee, a witch from beyond!

 
We can haw, we can hem

 
and complain and condemn,

 
in the end we are stuck with them!
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